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FIVE BUCKS 4 A CD

For $5, s/h included, you get everything on this site, plus more (better quality video files, audio, etc.). As much as I can fit on 700 MB CD.

However, things of questionable copywrite may not be on the CD. I reserve the right not to include files for any legal/personal reasons. But the total price is $5, shipping and handling included, get it now while the offer is still valid. This offer is subject to change, check the index page. Can take credit card, pay-pal, etc.

Also, getting the CD entitles you only to the right to print documents for your own reading, and make copies of videos/songs for your own viewing/listening pleasure. But I still retain all distribution rights. It may also be possible to make special orders, for a small additional fee. For these and all other concerns...

Contact: orders@churtle.com

So far, 0 happy customers, which I understand. I ain't got the money to spend on shit. That's why i'm selling the cd. But otherwise I'm making this all free, as I think the internet is very much about sharing or anarchy, one or the other. I just want to make enough so i don't ever have to do real work. If i make enough to attract women, all the better, but I've managed this long not attracting any, and my dick ain't greedy, it doesn't know what its missing, and it doesn't miss what it doesn't know.

Alright! Fine, fuck. I’ll admit it.

I’m an atheistic pot-smoking porn-freak.

I think I’m above God, the law, and morality.

EMAIL ADDRESS: NAMEAFAKE@HOTMAIL.COM

Alright, a word about the aforementioned. So that i may mention it once and forever not again. Commitment is key to the conveyance of concept. This passage was the first thing i thought of as I was writing it into my index page, and it was bold, and i want to keep it. And I'm very much a believer in single drafts.

But I don't normally like to go about as Mr. Atheistic Pot-smoking Porn-freak. True, I'm an Angry Young Male in that I do want to cause a stir, but i don't want to be annoying. And those three things are just important to me as they were prosaically the things I had to accept to accept myself. And while people less decided than I, have been fervent champions on these topics, if only in self-defense for their lifestyle, I am merely declaring myself as a minority of ill-repute, claiming it and making it strength. And besides bohemians have more fun.

CONCEPT

NAMES

--Romance ( 6-21-01 -- 6-2-02 )

"I'm thinking I want this published, for other poor sods like me. Originally, it was for all the romantics, i.e. females in particular. But it's more a primer, or a warning, for other foolish young males like me. Email is such a unique form of communication, somewhere between a letter and an internet chat. You get to labor over it like a letter, but the act of sending it is instantaneous, no walking it to the mailbox to think twice, just click and it's out there, irretrievably. All that build-up and then a final release, sometimes prematurely, like the male orgasm."

--Art ( 2-6-02 -- 4-27-02 )

--Shit ( 12-17-01 -- 1-3-02 )

--AUDIO

--IMAGE

--CORRESPONDENCE

TEXT

awbvious -- dear world.htm

awbvious -- rhyme total.htm

awbvious -- DOGMA 69.htm

awbvious -- Science.htm

awbvious -- rap total.htm

awbvious -- 1 and 2.htm