Comedy:

Unrealistic reactions
characters that lie
Are evil but for no reason
people really superficial, but not for clever reasons
are attractive but feel ugly
drink smoke do drugs party all night (though its “fabricated”)
no morality
All wit nothing serious, though serious happens around them
no attention span, no conseqpuences
however only reality, stories that happen to people I know, etc. no sitcom plotlines
want to ruin each other’s chances for no reason, but no one cares
nobody has to work but always has fabulous amounts of money
everyone in sitcom mindset though, and somehow it works for them
but things always return to really boring reality no consequences
loose story lines never need end
the funnier, the quicker it ends, the more boring, the longer it goes actors have to improv till get a laugh (from director or audience)
kitsch and the useless loved