Horny women from outer space


I feel I need to finally give something back to the porn community.

How?  You ask?  Seeing as I can’t very well pay them back in money how much I’ve gained through them.

I suggest this be acted out by serious actors and actresses by intelligent folk.  College kids by all means, but no beer-swillin frat boys please.

int. dorm room – day

A white light appears, out comes a green naked woman, KLYXMURHK, through door.  Followed by a tall pale alien with a huge brain (preferably a prosthetic that can pulse visibly), ADVISOR, in a white cape.  Very composed, he drops his composure and reaches out to slow her.  They appear in a college dorm room.

ADVISOR
Ah!  I must advise you my liege.  Or wait, am I the liege?  No matter, you can’t go about like that on this planet.

In walks a freshman, BOBBY, clearly a white boy from the suburbs.

BOBBY
You’re my new roommate?
klyxmurhk
Hmm, clearly not.
She changes her green naked body into a white naked body.
klyxmurhk
We are from Naxaria.  I come as an ambassador of my people.  This is a peaceful visit.  So let’s celebrate this occasion by performing whatever ritual sexual acts of introduction are part of your customs.
In walks JOJO, clearly a pothead from some rural commune, he shakes hands with Bobby, oblvious to the aliens.
jojo
Yo yo, JoJo’s my name-oh, so, you’re name is?
Bobby just looks over to the aliens.  The female alien is being fondled by the other alien.  Looks at JoJo, who looks relieved.
jojo
Oh thank god you can see them too.
advisor
Sorry if this seems rude to you, I will fondle you too, if you wish, but we are merely getting ready for proper introductions.
JoJo asides to Bobby.
jojo
What kind of introductions?
bobby
Why do you think I would know?  Just because I’m the only other one here who isn’t naked or has a giant pulsating brain?
klyxmurhk
Yes, you’d figure he’d ask the one with the giant pulsating brain.
advisor
It’s not all show, neither, size does matter.
She reaches under his cape to where his privates probably are.
Advisor
Okay, how do I explain this, as far as I can tell from your documents, your women have at least three sexual orifices and your men at least one proboscis.  We’ve learned many curious permutations of configurations from your documents.
klyxmurhk
We come with five.
advisor
And the men harvest as many probosces as possible.  Some prehensile and dextrous ones are available for the right price.
jojo
Dude, I think they’re talking about this.
He turns on his computer monitor, his computer is all set up.  Turns on a very good quality rendition of seventies porn.
int. bedroom – day
In walks a beautiful brunette with perm in a see-thru white negligee, holding a tray of eggs, and she walks in on her son (like son in Taboo) completely naked masturbating.
kid
Mom!
A young girl falls out naked from his closet.
kid
Sis!
jojo
(off-screen)
Or this.
ext. park – day
A setting very much like “Mary Poppins” with a chimney sweep giving doggie style to English nanny with her long skirt hiked up over her waist.  One foot on the green bench, steading herself with opposite hand on a umbrella.
jojo
(off-screen)
The classic “Mary’s Poppin Her Cherry.”  Or…
int. house – day
Jesus-looking guy getting his feet washed by a young woman of the time.
Jesus
Hey, Mary, while you’re down there…
She looks up at him.  Then it’s director’s discression to continue to show her giving Jesus oral satisfaction.  Or cut directly to a close-up of Jesus’s face as he gets oral.
jesus
Oh… me!  Oh… me!  And my father!
jojo
(OS)
Or this…
int. dorm room – day
Bobby closes the window on JoJo’s computer.
bobby
Enough.
advisor
I’ve seen that one, I had no idea what they were saying, but it was quite good.
klyxmurhk
Yes, I appreciated the reverence with which she gratified him.  Hey, let’s try that!  What do you call it?
jojo
What?  A bobo?
bobby
I think she means, felatio.
klyxmurhk
Alright then…
She goes over to JoJo and starts taking off his pants.
klyxmurhk
My name is Klyxmurhk of Naxaria.  Let me felatio you and then you can felatio me.
She takes his member out and goes to work.
jojo
Um…  My name is JoJo of America.  And, uh…  Thank you.
The Advisor looks at Bobby, but Bobby waves his hand to decline directly.
klyxmurhk
Mummble mumble.
advisor
To speak their language you must remove probosces occasionally from at least that orifice.
KLYXMURHK
What I was trying to say was if your impatient, I can bring in some clones.
The white light reappears and thru comes two new green chicks looking as close as possible to Klyxmurhk.  The clones come out and Klyxmurhk gestures to Bobby.  They go to them and start fondling him, kissing him, in an exploring way.  The advisor shrugs and starts fondling himself beneath his cape.
jojo
Hey how comes he gets two?
bobby
Um, hello, my name is Bobby Benald, and um, I’m not sure what or if I’m going to be fellating anything, anywhere.
jojo
Dude, what a prude.  Personally, I’m curious where those other two orifices are.
bobby
Well, then I’m recording this.
Goes and gets digital camcorder from his desk.
bobby
Just got it, my mom bought it for my confirmation.  Film major.
JoJo pulls out a joint.
jojo
Horiticulture.
What follows is no end of debauchery.  All girls get it on with each other, and with all the guys.  Turns out the advisor has giant pulsating, tentacle like sex organs, that can extend and go wherever needed (can be vibrator puppets with creative editting).  Bobby is recording it, so some first person shots.  JoJo gets the clones to smoke weed with him, gives them alcohol.  The advisor offers a bag of red and yellow plant, Jojo mixes it in to a blunt.  Bobby at first declines, but he like everyone else tries it, they all get really fucked up and start at it again.  Klyxmurhk seems to most enjoy the new experiences.