I get turned on by intelligence, no don’t applaud that.
I consider it a perversity, because I’ve asked around and so far… I’m the only one who thinks Madeline Albright is hot.
I have a poster of her on a podium when she was giving a speech at the Bosnian peace accords.  Oh man, that has gotten me through many a lonely night.
No, but honestly, there are advantages to having a stupid wife.
She walks in on you and her sister, naked in bed.
“Honey, you won’t believe it…
two escape convicts climbed in through the window,
held us up,
stole our clothes (cause you know they were wearing those stripey, uh, orange jumpsuit thingies),
and told us to get in the bed, stay under the covers and count to a hundred,
the convicts just went out the window.”
She runs to the window,
“Well, how did the one guy fit into my sister’s clothes?  Damn girl you need to lose some weight.”