THE CHATROOM
Starcute618: morning
EATMEx3: Morning
Shimsham: Afternoon fro me.
Starcute618: Wow, am I talking to real people?
Shimsham: No, I’m a lonely computer program.
WORklar: And I’m the lonely computer programmer.
Shimsham: Woah, Worklar, is that you!
WORklar: It is I, Worklar!
Shimsham: I’m watching SNL, old episode.
WORklar: Good one?
Shimsham: Yeah, it’s one of the old ones.
WORklar: Duh, you just said that.
Shimsham: S&^*, you know me WOR-klar.
Shimsham: That was a good episode.
Starcute618: what the f*#$?
Starcute618: It did it again.
EATMEx3: turn off filter.  Type /off filter.
Starcute618: ah.
Starcute618: got it.
WORklar: Shit, shim, you don’t have work tomorrow do you.
Shimsham: Nope nope.  So I’m smokin’ dope.
EATMEx3: Word.
WORklar: SHUT UP EATME!
Shimsham: Dude, chill.
EATMEx3: What?
Shimsham: Dude you had it coming.  Just take it dude.
WORklar: No, he’s been following me and posting flames about on my forum boards.
Shimsham: It’s cool, chill.
Starcute618: Uh, hi.  I’m new.  What did EATME do?
Starcute618: Excuse me?
Shimsham: They’re typing something big.
WORklar: He’s been going around to my normal hang-outs, getting me blocked from all the good ftp sites, by posting this message that I impersonated him a few times online.
EATMEx3: He was going into all the gay chat rooms and message boards and giving out my every internet identity, my aim, my msn, my hotmail account, my yahoo, my work email, my college! email address, even ICQ—which I haven’t even used years.  Telling everyone to contact me if they were interested in a “steamy cyberchat, I play hard to get, but trust me, I liked to get fucked in the ass.”
Starcute618: Oh.
Starcute618: ::giggles::
Shimsham: Dude, it was pretty funny.
Shimsham: But dude, he’s right, you should never impersonate someone, and how do I know you won’t give out my info…  You know I can’t have the feds connecting the dots back to me.
WORklar: Don’t worry, no one will know your drug forum alterego:…
Shimsham: Don’t do it.
WORklar: Who?  Star?  Are you a fed?
Starcute618: Not to my knowledge.
Starcute618: Thought about becoming a fed once.
WORklar: Very enthralling information.  ANYWAYS…
EATMEx3: So, I went around and told people the truth, that that wasn’t cool, and that to show him a lesson to block him from their ftp sites.  Big Woop.
WORklar: It’s more of a question of honor, of ethics, man.
Shimsham: Worklar, you need to enter your cave.
WORklar: NO! Not the cave!
Shimsham: Yes, the cave.
WORklar: ANYTHING BUT THE CAVE!
Shimsham: THE CAVE, THE CAVE WORKLAR, GO… TO… YOUR… CAVE!!!
Starcute618: Wha?
DiscoStuIsDEADiscoStuIsDEAD: Yo.
EATMEx3: STU! Right on.
DiscoStuIsDEAD: What’s with all the yelling?
Shimsham: That’s what I’m saying man.  Stu, you smokin man?
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Shiiiit, you know me.
Starcute618: Wow, you guys are high right now?
EATMEx3: How old are you star? a/s/l?
Starcute618: 20/f/ uh…
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Language or location, depending on… damn, there should be better whatyacallits.
Shimsham: Standards?
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Shit I don’t know.
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Dude.
Shimsham: Dude.
DiscoStuIsDEAD: I’m going to make an albulm dude.  And it’s going to be tight.  TIZITE.
Shimsham: With what?
DiscoStuIsDEAD: My lyrics yo…  Let me bust this:
Shimsham: Alright, alright.
EATMEx3: You okay, still Star?
Starcute618: Yeah, I’m blow-drying my hair.
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Wow, that’s crazy.  Okay, now peep this:
Shimsham: Poom-shapoompoom-shick-poompoom-errka-errka
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Yeah, I’m feelin that.
DiscoStuIsDEAD: First off the light
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Pass to the right
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Watch it pass from sight
DiscoStuIsDEAD: As it passes thru night
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Air
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Fair
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Weather
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Friend
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Or Foe
DiscoStuIsDEAD: I ask thee!
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Cause I cannot be
DiscoStuIsDEAD: More than me
DiscoStuIsDEAD: More than what you can see
DiscoStuIsDEAD: With your eye not your mind
DiscoStuIsDEAD: In your head you will find
DiscoStuIsDEAD: A dip, then a slip, then tripped
DiscoStuIsDEAD: off the lip, as I clipped my dipthong
DiscoStuIsDEAD: long song I know shit.
DiscoStuIsDEAD: END
Shimsham: I’d really like to hear it, probably better that way.
DiscoStuIsDEAD: Hey freestyle doesn’t always make sense, or is profound all the time.
WORklar: Or at all.
Shimsham: CAVE!
DiscoStuIsDEAD: No, man, I know I lost a little of the flow near the end, and I got kinda esoteric near the end.  Besides, I could never be a professional rhymist.
Starcute618: Why not?
DiscoStuIsDEAD: I sound like Kevin Arnold when he was in the Wonder years.
WORklar: Yeah, shame puberty passed you so.
Shimsham: Oh hey, Star, you know Worklar pretty famous.
WORklar: Shut up.
Shimsham: He was on a popular syndicated cable television show.
WORklar: Shut up.
Shimsham: Battlebots.
WORklar: Shut up.  You know what work friends are like… oh wait, you don’t.