Young guy, early 30s, and his attractive girlfriend in a mall outside a store.  Girl kisses guy on cheek.  Gives him her only bag (a very feminine looking shopping bag) to add to the three he already has.
Girl: Thanks sweetie.
She gleefully goes into the store.
Young guy goes to middle divider in mall, there are 5 other guys of diverse ages and races—everyone’s holding very feminine looking shopping bags.  One older guy (late 40s, early 50s) raises his shopping bags in hello.  The young guy responds with especially feminine bag, looks at bag sheepishly.
YG: Girlfriend.
OG: (hold’s bag) Wife.
The others raise in accordance.  Races are not fixed.
G2: (black guy, 30-40s with a lot) Sister (other hand) and her friend.
G3: (young, early 20s, asian/latino college guy, defeated) Mother.
G4: (white collar business man, 30s, expensive bags) Mistress.
G5: (hispanic, working class, 40s, holding nothing) Nothing, I’m just bored.
Young guy sits down with the rest.  Silence for a second.
YG: You know what, we don’t need to be here.  We can be doing something better with our lives than sitting here holding shopping bags.
G2: Like what?
G3: Yeah?
YG: I don’t know…  But I say we leave these here and go do something we want to do.
All guys agree, AD LIB, in unison.  pause
G4: So what are we going to do?
YG: Umm… food?
G3: I’m not exactly hungry.
Pause, all try thinking.
G2: There’s a game on.
G4: I don’t really follow sports.
All guys are quiet, defeated.
YG: Naked women?
Guys look at each other, cut quick to club.
They are all seated close to each other, women crawling on them, woman on stage (off camera, perhaps a leg or two).  TV in the frame, and food for guys.
OG: (woman grinding ass on him) Now here’s something we can all get behind. [agree on]
More ass shaking, celebrating, etc.  Déjà vu logo in the corner.