I’ve been a good CONSUMER


But I’m watching a car commercial… have you seen this one?  It’s the Hyundai one, with the Jethro Tull song, cleaned up.  And you just want to scream at the TV, “fuck off!”  And the TV’s going “Can a mid-size sudan really make everyone this happy?”  (Beat)

No!

“It can if it’s a Hyundai Somethingfucker, with a 2 year 0 percent interest with no hassle warranty.”  (Beat)

Fuck you!  No a Hyundai Somethingfucker will not make me happy!  And you’re butcher Passion Play, which happens to be my favorite Jethro Tull album/song.  (Because you know, each album was long only one song.)