jesus’s mother has him believing he’s a son of god
and his father hates him, secretly, because mary dotes on him (“you don’t have to stay a virgin”), so he’s glad he’s not his father
Jesus gets representation, two of the disciples you never hear of.  Jim and Jim of james and james
the leper scene:

Jim1: Look, our boy talks good, but we to get a buzz going, we need something spectacular.
Jim2: Yes, I see…
Leper: Hello.
Jim 2: But what?
Leper: Nice day don’t you think.
Jim1: I dunno, but it’s got to be front page stuff.
Leper: Oh I see how it is, just because I’m a leper you don’t want to stop and talk to me.
Jim2: Getting front page of Galilee Varity would be miraculous.
Jim1: Yes, that’s it, we need a miracle!
Leper: Oh come on, nobody talks me, I don’t smell, I just got a disease that kills people if they get too close to me, I can’t help that.