Shit, motherfuckers, you know what I was just watching?  Eddie Murphy Delerious.  That Eddie Murphy was one funny mothafucka.
He was 22 muthafuckin years old.  I’m twenty-two.  Three weeks, I’m going to be 23.
I’m having a fuckin’ what-ya-callit.  Quarter life crisis?  Shit, my life is one big crisis.
I’m losing my sense of humor.  Serious.  Listen to what I wrote when I was still in high school.