man 1, 2, 3 and 4.
woman 1, 2 enter. man 1 opens door for man 2, man 2 enters, followed by man 3, man 1 follows man 3.
woman 1 shoots woman 2.
man 4 enters.
M4: what the fuck is going on here?
W2: Nothing.
W1: Why do you ask?
woman 1 drops gun, runs to man 1 and kisses him passionately.  woman 2 runs at woman 1, clutching wound in shoulder.  Man 2 runs to stop woman 2, but man 3 runs to stop man 2.  Man 2 is fighting weakly to be free.  Man 4 stops 3, holds him by the arm.  Man 2 stops woman 2.  They kiss pationately.
M3: let go of me!
M4: Why?
M3: (looks at him) Hmm, good question.
W2: Fuck you RODRIGO!
M3: (assuming accent) Hey!  You do not call me that.  Only Marco may call me that.
M2: Don’t call me Marco!
W2: Don’t call him Marco.
M4: Who’s marco?
Woman 1 stops kissing Man 1.
W1: let’s never fight.
M1: Why do I fight.
W1: Why do we fight
M1: why fight at all.
W1: I don’t know…
M1: just smoke pot.
W1: mmm…
M1: and make love.
Woman 1 hits man 1, she slaps him.  Man 1 takes it, looks sad.  Woman 1 hits Man 1 again and again.  Woman 2 grabs woman 1s hand.  Woman 1 tries to continue with slap, but not strong enough.
W1: Slut!
Woman 2 flickers her toungue.
W2: Don’t you want it?
Woman 1 doesn’t respond.
W2: Maria.
W1: Don’t call me Maria!
M1: Come on you know you want it.
Woman 1 slaps man 1.  Woman 2 slaps woman 1.  Woman 1 slaps woman 2.  Woman 2 embraces woman 1 madly, who relents and they make out.